Our visit to the Gayer-Anderson House Museum was certainly the highlight of my day! I really love old houses; in fact, I had the pleasure of giving a tour of one just like this (or these two) at the Dragoman Mansion in Nicosia last summer—I had a field day comparing them this morning!
Here’s the rundown.
Basically, Mr. Gayer-Anderson was a British megalomaniac who loved to collect old things and arrange them in his Oriental fantasy world with a total disregard for their provenance. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not angry at the man for purchasing looted antiquities (well, I am…); instead, I was pretty excited to pick out the little details over each and every inch of his combination 16th- and 17th-century Ottoman-style home. The beauty of the museum is that it’s an exhibit on a crazy 20th-century collector, and not on his property.
Gayer-Anderson lived in the house from 1935 to 1942, surprisingly late, I think, for someone who bought into the façade of Orientalism. The collector appears to have had a fascination with naming rooms for different genres and periods of time, like in the guest mansion of a cheesy murder-mystery film, or at the White House. He had a taste for “Oriental” objects, from places traditionally considered Oriental, like Egypt, and also from Asian countries (he even had some modern American art…).
On the front face of the museum are two kiosks, or closed additions to a house that jut over the street. In Cyprus, these were for Peeping Toms. Here, they’re for house-ridden women.
We first walked into a room with large glazed pots in neat stands, and an antique china cabinet. Just ahead is an open courtyard with original arches and added decoration. There are grates on the windows, and a marble fountain in the center.
Side note: the place smells like the hallways at Poly Prep Country Day School in Brooklyn. Just a thought.
The next room is lined with before-and-after pictures of the house when Gayer-Anderson was still adding to it, as well as drawings by none other than the lovely Nick Warner of the DOP. The hallway that follows this room is painted bright yellow, with plates (not unlike those you can purchase in the market in Luxor) sunken into the plaster.
The next room was a public water dispensary, older than the house; our guide slid a small wooden centerpiece off of its base and revealed a deep well right in the middle of the room! Of course, we all began shouting into the well…
The same room is plastered with glass display cases housing silver dishes against a red background—strangely, the displays in the Dragoman Mansion are arranged in exactly the same way. The windows are lined with metal grating, in the exact style of those on the windows of the ground floor of Hewitt Hall at Barnard. The ceiling is carved and painted in an abstract design, as in the main reception room (oda, from my notes,) at the Mansion.
(It was right about this point when Page picked up a cat that had been wandering around and declared it the 11th member of our tour group.)
…And it was right about this point when I realized that, although neatly displayed, this collection is a glorified mess.
In the next short hallway with an open-air staircase, tiles that are so over-melted they look like cake frosting are pushed into the yellow walls. The next room has nice stained glass windows, though clearly not original.
The next room was the loggia, an outdoor balcony with raised benches against the walls where The Spy Who Loved Me was filmed. People would originally have sat on pillows on the floor, as the benches are newer additions to the room. It has a nice full-room feel, though it’s only a balcony.
The next room was the Painting Room (here come the names), with a hodgepodge of art on the walls, followed by an outside staircase.
Next came the main reception room (oda, if I remember correctly from the Dragoman Mansion). It really looks like the one in the Mansion! The heater is even in the same place in the middle of the floor. Oh, wait… the difference is that this room has Chinese pieces next to Ottoman pieces, while the Mansion has authentic material (cough).
Stairs up; the Writing Room (kuttab). This room is surrounded by tiny, winding hallways and is filled with freakish wares, like death masks Gayer-Anderson liked to make of his friends. The Who’s-Who of Cairene society during the 30s and 40s are depicted in the display cases!
In the original kuttab next door, Nick Warner has placed a lovely new display. It’s quite spik-and-span, with a quaint little library, though it smells like insecticide.
Stairs up; pass the Persian Room. I can only imagine.
Up to the roof, where a random maze of wooden grates litters the place. The collector liked fountains and sinks, judging by the stash of dozens up there. It looks like a Bed, Bath and Beyond, and you can see the Mosque of Mohammad Ali from the top.
Back down; I found out that the Persian Room serves as a bridge to the second house that combines with the one we just saw to make the museum. The next house begins…
The Byzantine Room is a painting hall with low, cushioned benches with a stolen Hathor capital between them. Hanging above is a blue glass chandelier, which appears to be from the early 19th century. I honestly can’t tell you what’s “Byzantine” about this room.
Next is the Museum of the House (ironically, not a museum of the house’s history or its construction), which is filled with fake ancient Egyptian chatchkis. Among the real material, though, are another Hathor capital and two reliefs, one sunken into a wall and the other into a bench. There are some “magic bowls” for casting spells in a glass case on the wall, suggesting that Gayer-Anderson was one of those trendily-superstitious folks who held séances in his home (the man did have a collection of death masks). Nearby is a 1930s watercolor of a World War I soldier.
In the next hall, the stone face of a Greek statue rests on a shelf. Monika complained that its hairstyle could make it unique if it were from a certain period, but it’s of no use to us because we’ll never know where it came from. Opposite the mask, the full-length cartonnage masks of two mummies are framed on either side of a door. Walking through the door, I came upon the Pharaonic Room, where I finally got a sense of the collector’s preferences: the man liked to steal the beards and arms off of statues and mummy-casings. How phallic. Did I mention that he had an obsession with his young, male Nubian servant?
By the way, I forgot to mention that there’s some information about each room on a framed paper beside each door.
I glanced at a mirror in the staircase ahead of me, then turned back and went up another staircase, gated by a swinging screen made of wood, to the Damascus Room. This room has a nice lintel with Arabic script engraved on it, and wide arches above a canopy bed. I played with the funky door-knockers before going to the next set of rooms.
The Turkish Room is decorated in 19th-century Ottoman baroque style. Next door is the Queen Anne Room, or the room of things that don’t belong anywhere else, alienated by Gayer-Anderson’s specific names. It has a weird cherub door-knocker, which reminds me of his obsession with little boys. In the Chinese Room are three Japanese panels.
Here’s where it gets weird.
In the library there is a framed sketch of Gayer-Anderson as the Sphinx.
On the wall are three icons, two Coptic 18th-century pieces and one early Renaissance one. Sketches of his Nubian servant cover the walls. There’s also a large collection of travelogues, which may have been for show. Maybe he read Penthouse instead?
We all exited the room quite weirded-out, and continued down the hall to the staircase with the mirror on its landing. On our way down the stairs I noticed that the collector had wooden shelves built to fit in the corners of the landings, though they held nothing.
Downstairs were a few very open rooms with a lot less clutter than the rest. Our guide showed us a secret passage to a viewing room that looks over the Celebration Hall (creepy… this guy liked to spy on his guests). In the next hall, light blue circles were pushed into the plaster above the arches. This may have been representative of the Evil Eye. After that is another viewing room with folding chairs inside. Looks like Gayer-Anderson spent a lot of time watching people!
We walked downstairs into an outdoor side room, and then into the Celebration Hall (where Dov was spying on us from above). Next door is a nice open court.
Lastly, we saw two very strange rooms: the Birthing Room and the Bridal Room. The Birthing Room is, as one might think but would be afraid to say, a room filled with wooden birthing chairs. William called it the maternity ward. The Bridal Room houses a collection of spoons and combs in glass cases, and not much else. What gives?
On the way out, we passed the lintels and statues that the current caretakers couldn’t find space for (hide your excess or find a respectful place for it, people).
The whole experience made me think about how authentic the Ottoman Dragoman Mansion is. The House Museum, on the other hand, is a hodgepodge of amazing finds, creepy artifacts and strange obsessions of the collector; it is not authentic, and not Ottoman.
I’m not sure if anybody else enjoyed our visit to the museum, but I loved it! I’m sure you can tell by the detail of my notes…